Sunday, July 29, 2012

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Fight Aging and Improve Sex at the SAME TIME

Well as much as we all hate to admit it, aging is just a fact of life. It’s hard to look in the mirror sometimes and see those wrinkles and realize we are just not the spring chickens that we used to be. Sometimes we are the very last ones to admit that we have started to slow down in more ways than one and that our bodies just don’t respond as well as they used to. Gone are the days we could pull all nighters and still have the energy to go straight to work. As we age, we naturally just want to do things a little slower and for the most part we are okay with that, except when it comes to sexual performance and stamina. We may have more skill in the bedroom than we did in our younger years, but let’s admit it, we don’t usually have quite the same stamina as we used to and that can be hard to take.
It’s been proven that nature is working against us by making our naturally occurring growth hormones decrease as we age. But that does not mean that all is lost. And just because we are older, doesn’t mean we can’t still have amazing and long lasting sexual experiences. The folks at the BetterSexMall have developed a series of products that mitigate what nature tries to do to hamper our sex lives.
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And what could be better than that you ask? Well even though it might be hard to believe there is even more. Your woman will thank you for it too. So it sounds like a shopping trip to the BetterSexMall will be a good investment. And it sounds like a great time is going to be had soon at your house! So hurry and invest in your sex life today.
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Ok this thread is for methods for making your man juice more potent and more likely to impregnate your lady friend.
Now I've gotten a lot of lady friends pregnant over the years, almost as a parting gift, and it makes me feel good to know theres a whole bunch of little me's running around, like Ghengis Khan or something, but I'm more sexy (not asian). I also like to see it as my Evolutionary duty, keeping my family line going, I think if Darwin was around these days, me and him would be bros.

I also like to think that hopefully that child can bring a little bit of light to the life of the lucky woman who receives my immaculate ejaculate. Like the Virgin Mary and Jesus. It's unfortunate that I can't hang around to see the child, but I have an obligation to other women, and I'm sure they would understand.
So without further a do, heres some of my ideas.

1. Pep talks: Record little coach speechs and play it through a tape recorder at your junk while you sleep. I once tried strapping the tape recorder to my balls with tape so I could use it while strutting around but taking it off resulted in quite some pain.

Though I did find that it had the added benefit of accentuating my shit, attracting more pussy.

2. Threats: Tell them you'll neuter yourself if they don't make it to the target area (which you will have discussed with them in the prep talk with the repetition of the word "target egg"). Other good threats are wearing tight jeans, or listening to Enya (semen don't like Enya because it definitly isn't POTENT music)

3. Keeping the "chill vibes": Semen don't do well with heat, so constantly keep the Air conditioner on and avoid going into warm weather where possible. You can also try sticking a bag of ice down there, once again with the added benefit of making your junk look huge.

4. CUM OMELETTE: Nothing strengthens your little bros like the flesh of their own brethren.

5. And lastly, No drugs and alcohol: How are they supposed to navigate the wonders of the female body if they're drunk? Stay sober and your future children will thank you for it.

Ok, that's it. You can give some of your ideas or comment on mine, whatever!